“Stop pushing your luck, Igor.”

Calling someone lazy who is providing you with something you otherwise wouldn’t have seen at all, for free, is obnoxious.

2 Words: 919. Or three, if you say it that way.

Can someone explain why the front one’s got a larger diameter?

The lights are different. Different cars.

I thought they already had one:

Not sure...

Coolest part of this whole article...

Gives boner a whole new meaning.

If it dies, it dies.

Lens Flare!...

I'm going to ride this photochop into the ground, so here it is again.

It's time.

My girlfriend once asked me if it was a problem that white smoke was pouring out of her car. I told her that it was no big deal, it just means they haven't chosen a new pope yet.

I had a buddy who fancied himself a scotch expert and insisted I try Johnnie Walker Blue (way overrated actually). At $35 a pour, he bought me one. I grabbed it, tossed it back as a shooter and said, "Not bad, not as good as Jack Daniels though."

This looks like the blood vessels in my head during my commute this morning...

Matt farah agrees.

Can't believe you can still see the oil slick today.

There needs to be more copper wheels in the world.