I'm not even kidding. If I had a garage. And some monetaries. This brilliant creation would be all up in it.

I'm not even kidding. If I had a garage. And some monetaries. This brilliant creation would be all up in it.

I had the pleasure of watching this live this morning! Steve is a charming, old-fashioned reporter whose shameless puns originally creeped me out. Now, I simply appreciate his style and bravery.

I can pull the same stunt going west on Walnut St. Meanwhile, the goons in adjacent vehicles make a questionable habit of racing from light to light, blaring their horns at me if I don't do the same.

I should just Libya guys alone, but I had Togo see these ingenious puns.

My brother and I had a Dalmatian that was put down all the way back in 2004. Cookie was her name. I only hope that I see her again some day.

I think I'm a manly man, and I have no problem admitting getting choked up as I read this. I'm 24, and I will have put my dog Tippy down two years ago in about a week. That day marked the figurative end of my childhood, I believe, and I was off at college when my mom took her to be put down at age 12. I had to say…

What really strikes me is the obvious effect of the make and model of the interceptor and the pitch, tone, and pattern of the siren. Compared to cops here in the States, it's hard to take any of the clowns on this video seriously. They scamper around in dinky tin cars like lemmings while their Chuck E. Cheese sirens…

I am impressed by the painstakingly engineered 90:10 weight distribution of this gem.

Folks, I'm damn proud to make this my first post. Holy smokes, that is the first silhouette I've lusted after in a very, very long time. My loins!