Here’s a crazy thought; Her body, her choice?

Is your screen name short for Dumb to the GoddamI’mDumb?

It makes sense.

(Except Deadspin; RIP comments section)

I think we know why.

If any article actually DESERVES to be a slideshow...of course it ends up being an article with a single photograph.

GenX, always on the move. If it isn’t too much strain and doesn’t hurt. We are getting older. Of course we couldn’t be identified by an actual name in the article because who remembers GenX?

Crocodiles wandering the streets? I thought that was normal in Australia. 

He should have used blue-and-red lights instead of red-and-blue.

The baby elephant suffered a bit of road rash, and was referred to a pachydermatologist.

It’s literally proven science, and has been for seventy years.

Truly, my finest work.

One of our favorite “elderlies” has a Boss 302 that he’s built up nicely, it’s LOUD and he loves to shred a tire or two or more. He was also a tunnel rat in Vietnam and has a fondness for THC resin. You just have to associate with the right foggies. 

I remember Justin Long trying to play a really macho manwhore in He's Just Not That Into You, but all I could see was a dweeb. 

(I can’t tell Justin Long and Jay Baruchel apart either. I’m an old.)

so are justin long and jay baruchel

also the way to tell them apart is one is canadian, actor, tv writer and author and the other one used to be a mac computer.

Come again?