Don’t have kids... Because they’ll stand there with the GD door open, even though you’ve asked them 1500 times to close the door, because.... Now there are 7 flies inside the freaking house...

George was asked for comment:

Yeah...I can see why that is age restricted.

On behalf of all Kinja, let me thank you for not putting this in a slideshow or a video.

Their is no bottom.

So you don’t have to watch the video, here are the 5 features mentioned:

The term is “comedy gold.”

Somewhere Shia LaBeouf is seething that he’s no longer the most unhinged actor in Hollywood. I guess The Nick Nolte Academy has a new award winner.

You have a higher chance of going to Hawaii and getting attacked by Ezra Miller than you do getting attacked by a shark.

Boston is the city that’s afraid of The Mooninites, after all.

90's volvo owner checking in.

I have not really explored the feature(s)*, but I swear both my Roku box and Fire stick has had the same feature for a while.

Ezra Miller has come out as an asshole.

“Monistat?”

Because most regular Americans are petrified to make auto insurance claims. He’ll ‘almost certainly’ get dropped once he makes one to his company.

That’s not very much money.

I did a mostly IKEA kitchen four years ago. Small galley kitchen for my place in Florida, cost me about $8K for the cabinets and countertops (IKEA laminate, which has held up very, very well). Lower cabinets are all IKEA, uppers I got elsewhere due to needing 12" deep due to soffits I did not want to deal with…

BuT dIrEcT sAlEs PrEvEnT gOuGiNg

Remember how much chest pounding right winger freaks did when BLM protesters blocked some freeways, mostly at night? Remember all the losers saying they would just run over protestors, or “i support their right to protest but they CANT block the roads”?