In the 90’s. Huge Mike Patton fan, got back stage with the whole band. Went up to Mike, I was nobody considering my luscious busty girlfriend next to me. :(

Your Ratner reference keeps me giggling :)

HA! yeah, I left out my ‘slightly chubby’ part.

Being 5’4’’ and buying proper fitting (length) slacks for work sucks. I found a tailor down the street who hems my pants and he’s takes a few shirts I have and fixed the length of sleeves for me as well.

I’m not crazy!

Jason Fitzpatrick maybe? Now I’m gettting all confused and showing how long I’ve been hanging around. :p

Didn’t Eric Ravenscraft used to write for Giz/Lifehacker before writing for How-to-Geek?

Yep, I feel the same way for my 04’ Mazda3 2.3, leather int. sunroof, 5 speed 24 mpg 165k miles tough as nails car. Getting a little rough in the looks with a minor ding and clear coat chipping off but this car starts every day, downshifts like a MOFO around traffic and still get’s decent gas mileage. Sadly I think…

“repleace your beer and liqour with water”

Wow, I could actually use this. I have a Nexus 6, rarely make phone calls, and usually on wi-fi anyways. Need to see what I need to go to get off of ATT.

Exactly, what's left on the end I just pop in my mouth. Reward I suppose for not slicing my knuckles off lol

Yeah, I love/fear my mandolin as well. I have a friend who 'nicked' his knuckles using one. Nicked as in blood was everywhere and an emergency clinic visit.

re:Walmart

Or how about I can’t stand any of my girlfriends friends boyfriends and I have to play nice.

as a Texan I find this hilarious

This is like reading the great restaurant horror stories on kitchenette.jezebel.com. Love it.

At least In my part of the country, one thing I’ve heard from some friends of mine who are business owners is that there’s not enough younger people learning trades. Specifically electricians. I know a guy who owns an electrical contracting company and he keeps in contact with the local highschool counselor on who may…

Watching this at work in a quiet office I had to bite my lip to keep from losing it after ‘billet’

Mrs.Bungle:”Carefule there’s a cop over there, COME TO A COMPLETE STOP”