The Lakers are soooo fucking dumb.

My wife hates when I do that.

“Also, I once asked a bartender to turn the music down a little bit because no one else was there and it was so loud I had to scream to be heard and he looked at me like I had two heads and then turned the music up. Incredible own”

I’d say it’s probably safe to say that you are the only one.

“bought into their ploy”

Yes. The notion that a “replacement player” is a player from Triple-A who gets called up to make the league minimum and put up Escobar’s numbers is laughable.

This is a great article, but WAR is the dumbest fucking statistic ever conceived of. And since when did we settle on a concrete definition of “replacement player”???

They don’t have a “face of the franchise.” They are a TEAM first and foremost.

I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN!!!!

There have been soooo many QB’s ruined by coaches. Shanahan might as well have snapped RGIII’s leg in half with his own hands. Andrew Luck’s arm has been destroyed by Chuck Pagano. That’s just the last couple of years and nothing to say about teams that just ruined a guys confidence because their schemes were so…

paradigm shift.

I don’t know if that simplifies things or complicates it.

Pineapple fried rice.

Is Larry short for something?

I’m pretty sure the better more obvious solution is to have Military personnel stop using Strava on their base.

If you’re trying to say that using Strava is as necessary to your existence as using the internet, you’re seriously misguided.

Yeah the OP seems to forget or not understand that theaters are the desperate ones in this equation.

lol

I dunno. I’m pretty sure most of the people commenting on this article are well respected business people or something... Clearly Moviepass has no idea what they are doing.

What a twisted world we live in... If buying things makes you feel like an adult, I guess I’m with Melissa.