No. Fuck you. Soccer is terrible, at least these non-contact injuries are actually injuries instead of some Euro cupcake rolling around on the pitch like he leg just got snapped in half only to come back on exactly 30 seconds after getting stretchered off the field. Seriously, fuck that boring ass bullshit.

Dude, I feel so bad for D’Angelo Russel. Kids like this guy are why the NBA needs to get their minor league/ d-league system figured out. Most 19 year old kids don’t have the maturity to be a part of the NBA and would be much better served playing a couple seasons of low profile developmental ball before making their…

Just look at his face.

OK... Ken didn’t write that part, but nice to see that you got to the end of a 120 word article.

You poor bastard.

This is one of the best things I’ve ever read. I wonder if they, like me, hated him mostly because of his greasy ass hair.

HAHAHA! Good lord what a joke. Obviously every non-Giants fan hates MadBum, but most of their other guys are very unlikeable. Especially because they are on the Giants.

Yeah spiking Cardinals players will definitely ingratiate you amongst most baseball fans.

Yes, Posey is the biggest dick of them all.

Yeah, hate to break it to you buddy, but anyone who’s not a Giants fan thinks all those guys are dicks. Except maybe Crawford. But that’s only cause he went to UCLA.

What? Seriously?

Really? You sure?

It’s so funny. Seriously the fact they aren’t trying to get something valuable for Kyrie, who is infinitely more tradeable than Love, is so funny to me.

Yeah, that’s probably also why it didn’t happen. Now a days it’s pretty normal for the top teams to fleece the lesser teams out of their assets, but that trade only makes sense for Cleveland.

Yes. They let anyone into the NBA HOF.

Lol. No.

What are you talking about Wade’s defense is awe inspiring...

Oh God I was hoping someone would say this, just so I could laugh hysterically.

The A’s should be demoted to AAA. Seriously, if they aren’t interested in fielding a major league team then the logical place for them is AAA.

I’ll never get tired of that gif.