Oh this will be so very sweet if UNC gets the death penalty they so truly deserve.

Tommy Lasorda is a gem.

There is no such thing as a screw ball. It’s called a circle-change.

Is this a joke or something? For real?

The thought of watching the first round of the NBA playoffs makes me wretch. Hit me up in June.

I can’t understand the level of depravity that makes you care about the fucking 8th seed in the East.

LOL. Eating. Gross. Only humans do that. I am clearly a cloud of electromagnetic energy right now.

Bonus points if your port-a-potty has been rigged with a greeting card that has been playing the happy birthday song for several days and the battery is starting to die.

As someone with lots of experience with this subject, this is truly an awful guide. Port-a-Potty Parties are the shit. Literally. You haven’t lived until you aren’t sure you even need to go to the bathroom but you are standing in a melting port-a-potty and you aren’t sure what muscle to flex in order to release the…

How is this even a question? UNC should not only have to shutter their athletic department they should stop receiving public money to run their school. Seriously how this institution still receives tax payer money is beyond me.

That guys comment is a clear indictment of the UNC and the education it provides.

Pretty sure those “paper classes” are as bad as we all expect because you are a complete fucking idiot. Seriously if you believe any of those things you just wrote you should ask UNC for your money back because you have the reasoning skills of an 8 year old.

Brutal.

If she never worked another day in her life she would still have more money than most people on Earth.

lol

Lol. Seriously. No one in that cohort even has the self awareness to begin to think beyond the paycheck, which they see as proof that they are well liked and classy.

I guess they didn’t watch the last couple of seasons of south park. They probably also skipped The People vs OJ.

Model that is completely out of touch with reality makes a commercial that is completely out of touch with reality. Story checks out.

Mmmmmmmmmm. Taters... (audible drooling)