May I ask, what was the adaptive response of your body?

Who will stop Big Burpee?

Who is marketing the burpee?

This is good comment/avatar pic synergy.

Please elaborate on those chains that you avoid!

Are they Patriot fans?

Of course Nike can replace your shoes!

The face!

That was really good!

Yes, if only we could just have a conversation!

It’s all coming unravelled now, isn’t it?

Poll the room.

Poll the room.

Unfortunately, much evil can come from flawed and simple people, who are overmatched, and prone to evil influence, looking at you Cheney.

Gotcha. And I don’t disagree.

The physical exertion of throwing a punch would drop Trump on the spot. One wild, wrist-first haymaker, and he’d be on the ground clutching his chest.

DOTUS! It’s perfect.

Please. Let’s don’t start romanticizing Bush, Jr. We don’t have to do that.

The President of the United States *of Idiocracy, ladies and gentlemen.

‘bama gonna ‘bama.