Thanks for the politics. Not.

Wait...you are expecting Jalopnik/the sites formerly known as Gawker to use Actual Journalistic Standards in their reporting?

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Click bait headlines are just the start.... Full on bias blows Fox/Reuters out of the water. Good luck though.

Such insightful and intelligent ‘journalism’, Ashley. Post a bunch of candid pictures (maybe he’s just exhausted from the campaign, election night, etc... you think??), ignore context and then create your own self-serving narrative that he’s miserable or whatever. Let me try.. look at this depressed and miserable…

I voted for Hillary but people like Ashley here make me rethink my decision honestly. Cant accept a loss and watching her be so upset about this is giving me a lot of satisfaction. The sad part? We are probably on the same side politically but the way she acts like many many others with a “microphone” didn’t help us…

It is so fun watching all you liberal snowflakes throw tantrums. What ever happens this makes it all worth it. Even 3 year olds stop screaming and stomping after they know it isn’t helping, you snowflakes just keep showing why everyone wanted Trump as president. Please keep the tantrums up I still have a bunch of…

Can you guys cool it for a couple days on all of the political articles?

All presidents get everything “new-ish” when they take office. Why would Trump be any different? And they don’t get any say in this anyway. Secret Service purchases these things, not presidents. 

Who the hell puts their passed out female friend into an Uber (or a taxi or anything for that matter) alone and just sends her on her way with some stranger? Those are the kind of friends no one needs or should have...

Say what you will- this latest scary clown craze definitely beats out planking and the Macarena.

Actually, the Cayman, Boxster, Panamera, Macan and Cayenne all have the ignition on the left.

Winning by A car length doesn’t make the other car look obsolete. That’s just silly.

I don’t give a shit if his uncle is God.

Yawn. Yet another “contrarian” - also, that’s a Murcielago SV in those pics. Not an Aventador.

Or:

How do I build the claymore AP mine?

That tattoo on the back of his leg had me fooled for a moment. I thought that the guy had a prosthetic.

Well .... not really

The transmission wasn’t your fault. The transmission is always shot because it was a catastrophically terrible design.

New Hampshire is basically North Florida.

I've always wondered, do you instantly lose your job over something like this?