“Before the end of 2020, that creates small, public internet networks powered by Echo smart speakers and Ring home security products in your neighborhood.”

I guess they have to draw the line somewhere?  🤷🏻‍♂️  What about the administrative staff?  The finance and accounting people?

“Starbucks is giving away a cup of coffee during the month of December to anyone who is a front-line worker.”

“...oh, right; I’d have to join Twitter. nvm.”

“McDonald’s is giving away free McRib sandwiches tomorrow to the first 10,000 people who post a photo of their clean-shaven face on their public social media profile”

“Business.org is looking for someone to drop $1,000 a minimum of three small businesses”

Sorry if I missed it in the article, but is there like a standard range of burn times for candles? I assume there aren’t official standards for candle sizes (or maybe there? 🤷🏻‍♂️), but most three-wick candles seem to be around the same size, and one-wick candles seem to have a relatively small range of sizes.

“How to Talk to a COVID Denier”

“I’m willing to take the L”

Yup, this. As long as one is not hurting anyone else, one should do whatever the eff they want to make themselves happy. And one wearing a dress is never going to actually hurt someone else.

“If only someone could put these ports on an actual laptop. Wouldn’t that be nice. No need for fucking docks and dongles.”

“Lube will also prevent painful tugging and tearing of the skin. Try a silicone lube like or a water based lube like .”

“This Video Of A Terrifying High-Speed Tesla Wreck Is A Reminder That Autopilot’s Problems Aren’t Just Technical”

“The automatic braking system should still have intervened. I suppose the speed differential was too great and the system assumed a human would have noticed the object so disregarded it as an error.”

“In comparison, the larger Series model is 2mm smaller and costs only $30 less.”

“In comparison, the larger Series model is 2mm smaller and costs only $30 less.”

“Debt Collectors Can Find You on Social Media Now”

“There’s A Sequel To Fruit Ninja For Some Reason”

“I think it was a foolish move on Apple’s part if the company knew it was cooking up an even better tiny iPhone that would drop half a year later, but I don’t know the margins on these things.”

Any particular reason for using an old photo?  That phone looks like it’s 5 years old (or older).

Aside from the numbering being off, this makes it look like one has to subscribe to the newsletter to make screenshots work. Are articles not proofread by the writer prior to publishing?