“A head turned to one side and titled down slightly”

“causing even the most diehard butter fans to, at some point, wonder “is that too much?””

“Was I able to replicate the results of the TikTok while deputy editor (and staunch vegetarian) Jordan looked on in horror? Check out the video above to find out.”

Looks like you can spend way too much money on 500 packets on Amazon if you wanted to. 😜

“Your AirPods Pro will also need to be updated to new firmware in order to unlock Spatial Audio, and that’s not something you can force by tapping a button. I’ve tried various things I’ve read about online to trigger the update”

““Congress did not intend for Administrator Verma or other senior CMS officials to use taxpayer dollars to stockpile CMS with handpicked consultants”

“Verma billed Americans $380 an hour to pay for consultants”

Which phone do you have?

Oh, I totally thought that was a cupholder.

“Don’t buy something you can’t afford to replace easily if your roommate spills beer all over it, because AppleCare is not going to cover that shit.”

“...too bad I’ve discovered I’m gluten intolerant during the pandemic.”

“What is a calorie”

I always look for the label before I put the sheet on, so I’ve never had to re-do putting on a fitted sheet; I didn’t realize it was enough of an issue to warrant an article on Lifehacker.

“I have a king, and this is why I only purchase sheets with vertical stripes in the fabric. When you have those, you never put the fitted sheet on wrong the first time.”

“try not to think about why they’re giving out so much free poultry.”

Anyone have a list?  Given how shitty all of G/O Media’s websites are on mobile, a list I can just read would be significantly more efficient.

“*BUT* every single car on their lot gets a dealer tag frame screwed right into the front bumper upon arrival. I hate front plates and if at all possible I try to buy cars that have unmolested front bumpers.”

“I’m in the DC area and in spite of this being a large metro with many Kia dealers, the closest Stinger GT2 RWD with a not-black interior is 500+ miles away from me in Tennessee.”

“Apple is sitting on over $190 billion in CASH. Repeat that number: $190,000,000,000—concentrated in one company for which Microsoft threw a lifeline to keep Apple going. You think Apple rose from being so destitute by doing you customers a favor*?”

“Is there a Chrome extension that gets rid of the shitty slideshow on Kinja?”