Oh, I totally thought that was a cupholder.

“Don’t buy something you can’t afford to replace easily if your roommate spills beer all over it, because AppleCare is not going to cover that shit.”

“...too bad I’ve discovered I’m gluten intolerant during the pandemic.”

“What is a calorie”

I always look for the label before I put the sheet on, so I’ve never had to re-do putting on a fitted sheet; I didn’t realize it was enough of an issue to warrant an article on Lifehacker.

“I have a king, and this is why I only purchase sheets with vertical stripes in the fabric. When you have those, you never put the fitted sheet on wrong the first time.”

“try not to think about why they’re giving out so much free poultry.”

Anyone have a list?  Given how shitty all of G/O Media’s websites are on mobile, a list I can just read would be significantly more efficient.

“*BUT* every single car on their lot gets a dealer tag frame screwed right into the front bumper upon arrival. I hate front plates and if at all possible I try to buy cars that have unmolested front bumpers.”

“I’m in the DC area and in spite of this being a large metro with many Kia dealers, the closest Stinger GT2 RWD with a not-black interior is 500+ miles away from me in Tennessee.”

“Apple is sitting on over $190 billion in CASH. Repeat that number: $190,000,000,000—concentrated in one company for which Microsoft threw a lifeline to keep Apple going. You think Apple rose from being so destitute by doing you customers a favor*?”

“Is there a Chrome extension that gets rid of the shitty slideshow on Kinja?”

“Every time your kid uses your real money to buy fake money, Apple, a trillions-of- dollars-a-year company, processes that transaction and takes a 30% cut.”

“Regularly Delete Your Digital Assistant’s Voice History”

I used the linked Common Cause site to send in emails to my senators and representative.  Took just a couple of minutes.  Thanks for this, Beth!

“What should you put inside the garage? Anything goes! Especially if it’s big, clunky, noisy or messy”

“My car, my husband’s car and my neighbors’ cars have been parked on the street as long as I’ve lived on my garage-free street (seven years).”

“Sonos Is Granting Your Home Audio Dreams With These Big Bargains”

“Sonos Is Granting Your Home Audio Dreams With These Big Bargains”

“The tech industry has started to altogether retreat from electric car development after a lot of noise coming from tech giants like Apple”

“Every little bit helps.”