“For those keeping track at home, that’s the biggest debut ever for a live-action Thanksgiving holiday release.”

“He who has believed and has been baptized shall be saved; but he who has disbelieved shall be condemned.” (Mark 15:15-16)”

“A thing I just learned about an hour ago at customs: if you renew your passport, you need to update your global entry info. It’s connected to the passport you signed up with so you’ll need to note the new expiration.”

“If this doesn’t anger you, you’re a tool. This person could end world hunger. Anybody with that ability who doesn’t do it is a bastard.”

“It’s a long-running joke within Asian-American communities that they’re only being used as a drying rack.”

According to this article though, your parents don’t need to fill the dishwasher in order to save water?

“Check out the world’s fastest sport, jai alai.”

“Basically, as long as your emails and files are hosted in Switzerland, they’re off-limits to anyone but you.”

“Here at home, in the US, I go by the post tax total, usually tip 25% and up. No big deal. Last summer however, while in Quebec Canada for two weeks, the combined taxes on meals were 15%. We spent over $200 in taxes for meals. That does add up while on vacation.”

“The proud Tesla man sitting in his big middle seat looks pretty fun, too.”

“If he feels 49, who is to say he is not?”

“I’d just leave. You bought the goods, they’re yours, you don’t have to let them check your receipt.”

“Megan has been a dedicated employee within this district for ten years, of which the majority of her employ at a racially diverse elementary school. Throughout this time, Megan has maintainted an impeccable Employment record.”

“And though it’s easy to joke “Who cares about Avatar?” here’s a reminder: We all said the same thing about the first film and Titanic, and those both became record-breaking blockbusters.”

“I can’t bring myself to understand why most people would ever want one.”

“I’m not even sure it’s illegal, really. Is it that much different than pushing the car from one spot to another from outside the car? Is that illegal? So far, I can’t find any reference that it is.”

“I would expect a point blank shotgun wound to be quite extensive and quite lethal even through a car seat, but the article mentions a bullet. Was he using slugs?”

That all looks so delicious.  And something I want to eat now.  But I’m too lazy to do all that right now.  First world problems...

“When the SE is obsolete, I’ll have to move to....Android.”

Here’s what I don’t understand.  Why didn’t Iris just ask, “why?”  As in, “do you know why I hid your powers from you?”  I mean, isn’t the why pretty damn important?