“I had a colleague who spent a year studying abroad in Tokyo, but still claims that a random sushi restaurant in Ohio serves the best sushi he’s ever had.

I mostly love my AirPods, but occasionally, when I put them on, it takes a while to connect. About half the time, they connect within a second or two, but the other half of the time, it’ll take a solid 20-30 seconds. Any tips on solving that issue?

“But it’s also unfair to say that this is all Tesla’s fault.”

“Specifically, it’s cheaper to Uber in Chicago, Washington DC, New York, and Los Angeles.”

You guys should probably remove this from the front page, since people can’t get free donuts/doughnuts today (or yesterday or tomorrow, etc...)

“Whenever you’re reading physical media such as a book or newspaper, put a white index card above the sentence you’re reading. Placing the card under what you’re reading blocks out everything below it and helps your mind focus on the sentence you’re trying to process right now.”

“a service like Dropbox, which makes it painfully easy to upload, download, and sync your files across all your devices.”

“the self-chilling can can decrease the beverage’s temperature about 30 degrees”

“Just take a look at the ingredients. Exhibit A: Dove Body Wash. The first ingredient is water. Let’s compare that to exhibit B: Dove Beauty Bar. What’s that there as the very first ingredient? Why it’s, Sodium Lauroyl Isethionate ... commonly called soap!”

Is anyone else having issues with images/videos being cut off?

“and to also know that the keys are kept in the ignition of all cars in the lot.”

“who was accepted at 113 colleges”

“whatever we think of them personally, the major style guides made a hard and fast decision on the issue a long time ago”

“Two spaces. Full stop. Notice the two spaces after each period.”

“But as of yet, there’s zero acknowledgment in Avengers: Infinity War of Quill’s colossal stupidity.”

“As I said to my wife: anyone who turned into petals is “going to get better” but every other actual corpse is probably dead for good.”

“North Korea, backed by the Soviet Union and China, pushed past the 38th parallel and engaged with South Korean forces. In response, the United Nations Security Council authorized aid for South Korea”

“Had he lost that trial he would have been on the hook for a penalty of up to $97 million dollars, which is three times the amount he made as a professional cyclist while representing the United States Postal Service.”

I’ve been out with people who will hassle me for leaving a 15%-18% tip for dine-in. They say that because I’ve never been a server before, I don’t understand, and that tipping 25% as a minimum is normal. Is it?

“it’s all thanks to a secret pizza robot. This magical machine evenly distributes their delicious sauce on the pizza dough”