Go to hell. Take my star with you.

Well, that’s ironic.

It’s hard to know without more details, but I always have felt with biographies, if it doesn’t annoy the subject at least a little, it’s probably not being honest. Of course, that’s more with books. With something short form, I guess enough nuance could be lost or focus placed on the wrong areas that it could feel…

No Thank U

“Did you document me/

The documentary loses a bit of credibility when it cuts to a 30 minute CGI deepfake recreation of the Dave Coulier movie theater incident.

If I’d been asked I would’ve said that surely Dole died at least 10, maybe 15 years ago.

I hear he’s actually playing Khan. 

She’s got an old Hollywood quality to her that is SO compelling.  And she vibes so well with these comic legends.  

I watched Goldmember on a transatlantic flight, when I was kind of punchy and exhausted. For the first five minutes I tried to stifle my uncontrollable gales of laughter, so as not to frighten the other passengers, and my wife became concerned that I was having a stroke. Then, fortunately for all of us, the last 90…

Will we at least get the butthole cut of Dear Evan Hansen?

But people who aren't fans of Broadway have heard of Cats. 

I feel like the issue with Ben Platt isn’t that he looks too old to be a teen, it’s that he looks too old to be a movie teen. Kaitlyn Dever is 24 and she looks like a 24 year old, but audiences are used to hot 24 year olds playing high schoolers so they go along with it; nobody cared that the cast of Booksmart was…

They’re both awful, but at least Cats is shiny and ridiculous in its awfulness. Dear Evan Hansen is just a creepy Lifetime movie held together by a few decent songs.

I sincerely hope this movie is the last of Amy Adams’s string of forgettable roles. After Dear Evan Hansen she has Disenchanted and the rumored Nightbitch, which honestly when I read what that movie was about I wondered if I was reading an article in the Onion.

The 5-0 thrashing was the most realistic football featured on the show so far, given the way Lasso coaches. His ignorance of the game is hilarious, but also, these should be the results of that.

I mean given how Man City has played under Pep Guardiola that scoreline is 100% true to life.

No mention of Dr. Fieldstone’s implied drinking problem, or did I misread that moment?

The next episode follows Beard on his night out while shaking off the Man City defeat. I think it will be a stand alone episode like the Christmas episode.