What if an animated Ethan Hawke played Tony Stark.

Can we all just agree that between The Mandalorian, Clone Wars, WandaVision, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, The Bad Batch and now Loki, Disney/LFL/Marvel have done a fantastic job of producing very high-quality streaming series that look like they could easily be shown on the big screen as marquee features? There…

or Captain Britain at least

Still the best female character in the MCU

You must have really liked that vampire one.

I hope Driver wasn’t planning on trying out for the next Batman reboot.

Sometimes I doubt Adam’s commitment to Sparks motion.

Yeah, I also can’t read anyone thirsting after Driver without mentally going there as well, especially when there’s a list involved.

Right?!? That’s literally what I came here to say!

“80's group Sparks?” The band that is still around and, in fact, put out a fantastic record just last year? The band about which Edgar Wright just made a documentary? That “80's group?”

Bruce Spiderfucker.

Look, they take their stuntpeople’s safety as seriously as they take their warehouse workers’ rights. 

You ever try wrestling a rhinoceros?

And his American friend, McDonald’s AR-15.

I mean, I’d believe a seasoned stunt professional, who also happened to work on the last LotR films, before I believe some monkey spokesman from Amazon spewing out generic “We take safety very seriously” bullshit. Thomas should have left, and he smartly did.

The Amazon original production of Spiderman Turn Off the Dark is gonna be a blood bath.

This whole article is full of made-up names. I mean come on, “Lucy Lawless?”

As hetero as the original

This is gonna be so heterosexual