Nailed it.

Meanwhile, the extended cut that REALLY ought to be the subject of outcry and demands for release - The Assassination of Jesse James - continues to sit god knows where.

Okay but how about restoring the lost 30 minutes of 1998's The Avengers? #ReleasetheChechikCut

They would release the Ayer cut, but it’s probably damaged.

The first time was kind of interesting. But if they do this too often, it’ll be death by a thousand cuts.

I learned recently that when people say they “picture something,” they generally aren’t speaking metaphorically, and that most people can literally picture things in their minds. I’ve been pretty bummed about not having that ability until right now.

ewww he got some TJ Miller on him 

Simpsons already did it

Look the question isn’t “why doesn’t AV Club cover The Simpsons anymore?” because that’s fucking obvious. The real question is “why does AV Club still cover Saturday Night Live?”

Fools! They could get all the medals if they banned international athletes, too.

I. Y. Yunioshi had to be in Breakfast at Tiffany’s, since it was the team-up film representing the culmination of Phase 1 of the Breakfast Cinematic Universe. It was The Breakfast Club of its day!

I find The Children’s Hour more interesting for all the history (being a success on Broadway in 1934, but taking thirty years to be able to make a slightly more faithful film version—but even 1950s gay themed plays that some might now have issue with like Cat on a Hot Tin Roof were pretty misrepresented with their…

He’s only a bit fascist, but it’s definitely a theme that runs through his work, he often visits the idea of authoritarian supermen being arguably good, and 300 was two hours celebrating hyper nationalism, militarism and glistening muscular male bodies.

“Dark would be Mrs Doubtfire being raped in prison. That could happen in my movie,” - Zack Snyder.

I say this with full acknowledgement that my view is about the least relevant one there is, because I’m not interested in either version of this film (but, because I’ve been bludgeoned by its recent coverage, I’m now weirdly invested in the way people become invested in shit reality TV). But I can’t help thinking:

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Maybe we can slap on another epilogue, where Batman wakes up again, now played by Christian Bale, and we can say this whole thing was a dream and then never speak of it again.

When I was in high school, I had a teacher who told us: “If I give you a three page writing assignment, I’m going to knock off a letter grade for every page over three. After five, I stop reading and if you haven’t said what you need to say by then, you get an ‘F’.”

The NC-17 cut is the exact same movie except for a three minute silent scene where we just see Misses Doubtfire’s cock.  No jokes. No dialog.  Just three minutes of Robin Williams hairy as fuck cock.  It’s in 4:3 aspect ratio to capture the directors artistic intention 

You could have stopped at Eva Green rules.

RELEASE THE SCHNEIDER CUT!!