Christ that’s depressing. I got my bachelor’s degree the year that movie came out.

Mike Myers looks ancient but Dana Carvey must have a painting in an attic somewhere aging for him.

“My heart goes out to everyone who lost people. Sorry that we used this premise for four years of making these jokes.” That’s really nice. I’m not being sarcastic. It’s a nice, self-reflective thing to say. He had every reason to believe that we would be able to find our ass with both hands if the real deal hit. Hell,…

Zombies are just crisis actors from antifa BLM working for killary. 

I loved the running background storyline on the show that basically all the survivors had massive drinking problems and or pill problems from dealing with isolation and grief, something else the writers got right it seems

To think how much dumber real life was. Not once did they joke about arguing if the virus was real or how much more important it was to get the economy back up and running.

I’ll always have a soft spot in my heart for this show, mostly because so much of the first season was filmed in my neighborhood and my house is visible in the background of one of the shots.

Not just greedy, immoral too.

They applauded because they knew she’d pay for her coffee in “exposure”.

Murray always insisting on doing a roll call for only three people really does track with Palmer saying “everyone clapped" when it was just one dude.

They were applauding because she wasn’t performing.

“Amanda Palmer Makes Desperate Plea For Relevance”

“Hello... Mr Riden. Me bad want money now. Me sick. So pardon please me, Mr Biden”.

Dear Joe,

Man. Woman. Person. Camera. TV

Since Trump is such a cunning linguist, I would predict it’s 60% fugazi, self-aggrandizing claims that the election was stolen from him, 30% taunts about how his Inauguration crowd was bigger than Biden’s could ever be, 5% something offensive about how he’ll be working with A WOMAN, and the remaining 5% a reference to…

But now we will only have to not watch it once instead of not watching it 4 times. So we are the real winners here.

I’m looking forward to the reviews so much and the film so little.

I think it's also a Cloverfield movie now too. 

I mean, he’s clearly just been making up everything about the “Snyder Cut” as he goes along, but by now it’s pretty damn clear that he’s clearly just been making up everything about the “Snyder Cut” as he goes along.