You do/don’t want to be super

— I thought you said he was dead?
— No, I said he sleeps with the fishes.

Imagine having more Emmys than viewers.

Apparently so. The right have hung a lot of Pizzagate bullshit on a movie they haven’t seen.

I'm not even a Madonna fan, but if you can look at her imperial phase from Holiday to Justify My Love and find nothing worthy of respect, then the problem is not with Madonna, my guy.

“She has no musical talent”? Not sure if you’re a Gen Z baby who doesn’t remember her glory days or a Disco Sux diehard who doesn’t acknowledge pop music, but either way, calling Madonna talentless is an extremely bad take.

Hmm. Part of what she’s saying is that people throw around misogynistic violence in the name of trans rights. Not sure #RIPJKRowling is the best way to disprove that.

Good news that theaters will a big sign out front that says SAVE YOURSELF.

Brian Robbins Teases Darker Director’s Cut Of Norbit.

Have you seen her menopause speech in Fleabag?

Winston Groom’s book is funny, caustic, and nothing like the film. The differences between the two are encapsulated in the opening lines. While the movie opens with the wholesome “Life is like a box of chocolates” line, the book opens like this:

Very gracious of Boat not to mention the time his tweet was mistaken for a genuine Orwell quote by.... The Guardian.

SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE

I can't believe this isn't a Quibi show

Sherlock Holmes In My Feelings Challenge 2020.

Farhers and Sons is great and I have no idea why it’s on this list, which makes me wonder if I’m oblivious to my own assholeness?

John Cale was the person responsible for the version most people know. He did so much reworking that I genuinely believe he deserves a co-writing credit. Jeff Buckley’s version, which was the first version I ever heard, is a cover of Cale's version.

They could have scored the Batman v Superman trailer with One Of Us Cannot Be Wrong.

He needed and deserved that money so I’m glad he got paid, but when it was The X Factor winner’s song (complete with sleigh bells and a key change), the song was over. That was 2008.

Oooooh, I didn’t know she’d covered it. Thanks.