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All of the Terminally Online people will hate this film, either for being anti-TLJ or for not being anti-TLJ enough.

From fat nerd to literal Pornhub section. This is Cinderella for gamers.

They love funny people called Chris, so the next big movie will have a ridiculously jacked Chris O'Dowd.

Yes - it starts out as an Arrested Development knockoff but quickly becomes something very different. The most warm, humane, joyous show on TV right now.

That note-perfect, chef’s kiss of a finale

Two of my faves involved big musical numbers: the Cabaret episode of Schitts Creek and the phenomenal Eat Shit Bob episode of Last Week Tonight

It's morphine time!

I read a comment about the recent Ghostbusters trailer where some dude was arguing that he deserved this movie because he once had a Ghostbusters lunchbox. Imagine being a 40-something with a personality defined by your lunchbox? Imagine not being cripplingly ashamed of that?

“we saw much of the content in which we took comfort stripped for parts by venture capitalists and corporate demigods”

Nope. Simpsons fandom is measured in how much you hate the show. The most hardcore fans are the ones who hate every episode from Deep Space Homer onwards, although there’s rumors of a lost Usenet tribe that think it started going downhill in season 3.

Every Karen Gillan film is a tentpole release

Just be blunt and ask him why Yaz is so useless. I feel sorry for poor Mandip, standing around waiting for the story to come her way.

Meditations on man's place in the infinite, plus zombie space monkeys. Something for everyone.

John Travolta is the new Steven Segeal. Reliably turning out one or two straight-to-streaming duds a year. God I hope they make a movie together.

Ad Astra isn't as good as some say nor as bad as others say. It's fine.

They didn’t help, but even Hemsworth plays the thing like he’s tonight’s guest host.

It’s interesting how many of these shows are comedies, or in the rough shape of a sitcom. The movie world still regards comedy as a lower form, and there seems to be a general agreement that something can be funny or it can be art, but it can’t be both.

I remember seeing this when it first appeared on Netflix and thinking, “I will never, ever watch this show, it looks terrible.”

It’s not as funny as the original short film, Man Getting Dick Sucked By Ghost.