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And that they remember which units of measurement to use.

That’s the problem, you can get a bigger, more capable truck for the same money. There were plenty of Gladiators at the local Jeep dealership for well into the $50k range. That’s 3/4 ton truck money. I love the idea of a Wrangler pickup priced to compete with midsize offerings, not so much priced against 1/2 to 3/4

I like the truck/SUV idea (contrary to the way I would normally lean) because it allows some freedom in such a journey for a little time off the grid enjoying some parks and scenery that can’t be found Down Under.

One thing I noticed once I saw a few of these in person is that they are incredibly ugly. 

A buddy of mine who’s an expert in Rolex watches ordered by guys in the Air Force in the 1970s.

Japanese tire giant Bridgestone

Err, not that I would want one but why make only 20 cars of a 70th anniversary edition? I mean, there literally is a number already right there in the name...

You’re saying they didn’t? :)

This is a nice comparison between the tablet vs integrated infotainment screen.

Most ‘Murica truck ever?  Not riding on those cheese-eating Michelins, it’s not...

Never underestimate Ferrari’s ability to make a mess of itself.

I’m growing to accept these, however, I NEED a [screen off] button. Completely black, not even a dark black glow. When driving back roads late at night having any light pre-expose and constrict your pupils hurts your night vision. Thats why Saabs had Night Mode and would shut everything off but the speedo. I don’t

*raises hand*  I do.  Usually with Oreos.  Hell, sometimes I drink straight from the jug because I get a craving.

Gotta find me a Camry lift kit and some BFGs. 

Fancy Kristen get fired by the new Overlords?

Bumpy ass rally course that perfectly demonstrates the embarrassing state of US infrastructure you mean? 

BRING IT ON! I WILL DIE ON THE HILL OF STEELY DAN SUCKING SHIT

I appreciate your support, but you are wrong. Pink Floyd and the Who are good. I stand by my statement (which is unassailable) that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT.

Alright, let me just say this once so everyone knows the truth: just because something is complex and difficult, doesn’t mean it sounds good. I guess what I’m trying to say is that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT

OMG WTF, I haven’t watched the season yet and you go and ruin it for me, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE