And I drive a big block Camaro with slicks!

For your consideration I submit the Isuzu Vehicross

Fake beadlocks. Any modified Jeep must have fake beadlocks.

I would say that the OP was about cars...
But then there was a Gladiator & Chevy truck.

Thanks cdoggyd, for reminding me of that really old joke! To you kids, you have no idea how big Kenny Rogers was back then. He was everywhere. Even The Muppet Show.

No louvers = No NP. I mean sure, Becky Lynn will already be attracted to my mullet and jean jacket, but without those louvers she’ll never take a ride in this bitchin Camaro

Polar, no two ways about it. This was their summer lineup. Excited to see what the fall brings

Polar, no two ways about it. This was their summer lineup. Excited to see what the fall brings

I’ll go you 3 better, video of all 3 in action!

Well of COURSE it’s Florida

I’m still kicking myself for selling my ‘88 SPG, shit plastics, robo-seatbelts, and all. 

Tires.  You can mod the crap out of everything else on your car, but if you can’t grip, you’re just wasting your money.  I finally got a set of summer tires this year, a bit wider than stock, and I can take a corner like I never could before.  It feels like a completely different car.  Always start with tires.

Dude lives in Westchester, NY. All his neighbors and country club buddies would never talk to him again if he didn’t buy something European.

Wah. Wah. Don’t support it. Move on. It’s always something.

Are people being forced to watch this show?

You get a lot of grief for not being a helicopter parent. I remember being at a doctor appointment with my (at the time) 18 month old. She climbed up on the step on the exam table and was jumping off repeatedly. The MD was so distracted by this, kept acting like she was going to leap to catch my daughter. Finally,…

last gen Ford Bronco for me.

One of the least expensive automatics you can buy. In the right color, you can add a leather band to dress it up. But best of all, it shows the day of the week, so you always have the answer when you wonder whether it’s Tuesday or Wednesday or whether it even matters.

Nope. Wild furry critters that are acting strangely are almost certainly rabid. Shoot first, let someone examine it later. This wasn’t somebody’s pet.