Now can we see F-150 vs Fiesta, Silverado vs Spark, Ram vs 500, Tundra vs Yaris, and Man vs Car?

I can’t stop laughing at this one

Pretty sure that’s a....

But did it come out of Jon Voight’s LeBaron?

aftermarket turbo brah

One of his best lines ever.

Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror... murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.

Do you have to have an AARP card prior to buying one? Or does it come with the purchase of one?

How is it at J-turns?

There’s really only one logical choice.

Agreed. This is a lame question. Get your shit together Phil from Boston.

I’m up here in Quebec all like:

Chains?

And neither of them did character progression/customization as well as GTA: San Andreas, in my opinion. I miss my fat CJ.

It kind of stinks when the article includes the pop-culture reference a lot of us were going to make. Eh, fuck it:

I’m still waiting for an HD remake of Parasite Eve. I think Square forgot about that series

Add legalese, “Allegedly...”

Sometimes when people find out I’m into cars, they ask me what winter car I’d prefer if money were no object.