His google search history is all about dat hot buttress action

...electric spaceship? The Tesla Model Space-X?

Or more broadly, threatening to kill someone over a TV SHOW

Haha, that's how I win in Gran Turismo! Cheating at Laguna rules.

It sounds like your Range Rover is low on electrics smoke.

Correct answer is obvious

Is anyone going to cross shop a BMW and a Toyota though, even if they're the same platform? Maybe if Toyota badges it as a Lexus, sure, but I'd be surprised for BMW fans to consider a Toyota.

shit i'd watch twitch plays legend of legaia. They'd find so many combos!!!

Ass dragging != drifting

Fair enough. This guy is a dumb shit for driving drunk anyways. He probably should have had that moment of clarity, you know, before getting into a 2000 lb steel cube and cruising around at 100 km/h.

Actually, I've never been inside of NYC. I also don't rely on driving home when I go out drinking.

I feel as though I have a very different vision of rural ON than most people, most likely due to me being in MB, so any forays into rural ON are truly middle-of-fucking-nowehere, so near Windsor seems metropolitan to me.

I'll admit that the cab option may not have been that viable, but considering both how close to Windsor and how small the county of Essex is, I'm sure he could have sorted something out.

It takes an even bigger man to phone a fucking cab, though.

I'd like to imagine that, upon your first few forays into the world wide web, you were struck by the remarkable similarities between the typical petty commenters of the net and the 'comic book store' owner from the Simpsons. Apparently, you've learned the currency of internet communications: sarcasm and snark. Well…

He was going to drift flat out in sixth, but couldn't get into gear because his gigantic balls were blocking the shifter

Same shorts, just in camo

celica

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