I’ve got a serious question here. Do those British cars ever stop depreciating? Say I buy an Aston for $35k and use it for a garage decoration over the next 10 years. Does that $35k turn into $50k or $5k?

Normally I'd say no way but I've got a soft spot for Galaxies. My Grandpa drove me to school everyday in his 64. He taught me the value of a good fart joke and I'm eternally grateful.

Mostly I was just looking for an excuse to use that simpsons quote search engine. It's been a while.

Grandpa Simpson was right.

I laughed at that way harder than I should have.

The Glen is the answer here.

And I'm sure you were inspired to choose that career after watching Tom Green jerk off an elephant in Freddy got Fingered.

I really like the other Top Fuel canopy better. I'd post a picture but my work computer really hates kinja for some reason and screws it up when I try.

It's redbull they've already found an aero advantage with it.

I came for this picture. Thank you.

About 3.

You nailed it with that take right there. People love to talk shit about stuff built in China but Wal-Mart is the biggest company in American for a reason and it’s not because they sell quality American made stuff any more.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that had that same thought.

I do in fact do know a guy who daily drove a lawn mower. He also had a trailer for said lawnmower that he used to take his kids to school. So your statement about daily driving one doesn't have the impact on me it does on most of your readers.

I'm glad somebody is looking out for bears.

They should have bought the Hilux.

Oh he's an asshole but he's a special kind of asshole and once you come to accept that you don't mind so much. At least when he plays for your team.

Well at least it didn't pull a Mustang and run anybody over.

I agree with them that Hydrogen is promising as a fuel, but yeah they are going to need to foot the bill for infrastructure for a while.

Wait, the Rams have fans? I guess I learn something new everyday.