"asked producer Neal H. Moritz about Starship Troopers while he was promoting the upcoming Goosebumps movie."

Though the Watchmen trailer gives a relative indicator of the film's quality with the tagline "From the visionary director of 300."

"Could we Tompson-ify this article by 10%?" —Vice editors

Whatever its flaws, Watchmen had the best action-movie trailer in the current vein of action-movie trailers.

The "edgy" journalistic style in Vice's online articles makes me want to punch my generation in the face.

Your shitlist takes too long to write out.

It's 2015: The kids only care about what the color of the Spotify playlist is.

I love me some Retsupurae. Their videos for Dark Seed II total to something like eight hours, and are absolutely hilarious. My wife showed me one, then we proceeded to watch all of them in the span of a few days. Definitely, the worse the game is, the better the narrators are in this case.

Put a bird on it?

I don't feel that "Sub Rosa" retroactively ruined Beverly Crusher's character, but it sure as hell tried its damnedest.

Somebody needs to tell Hollywood executives that using truncated titles for reboots and remakes is not clever: Hood, Frozen, John Carter.

One of those Shinra agents from FF7 was bald. Remember? That one guy?

Mario's facial hair offers some pretty deep insight into how stereotypes work, I think. All you need is a handful of dark pixels on a face to conjure a character in the mind of the player. Rather than giving us his backstory, showing us the way he talks, explaining his hopes and fears, just point to a marker in our…

Lars Von Trier constantly [directs] crazy [films] just to fuck with [the world]. I would take [his films] with a grain of salt.

"Stop giving us money!"

*swirls Cognac in his snifter in front of a fireplace*

The Lost World is not a great movie, but it's a lot better than Jurassic Park III. That piece of flaming garbage makes Lost World look like Citizen Kane by comparison.

Really? No space battles? What's a Star Wars game without space battles (other than a re-skinned Battlefield 4)?

"It's so dark. There are so few things going on."

My experience with PC ports: