Uh oh, I’m pretty sure the next step is trading you in for a younger husband.

How about people just stop fucking the Republicans?

How about the ladies just stop fucking Republicans?

Honestly, today is probably the best time to donate to planned parenthood.

What do you call two people who use the rhythm method?

I wish Jez would stop posting his picture.

I can make trump disappear...

I really thought America was better than this.

We’re in the Berenstain universe, where everything is just slightly wrong.

That’s how we felt when Brexit happened. It hurts to realise that the country you thought you lived in doesn’t really exist outside the bubble. I mean, it’s like a stab to the gut that goes on for months... I still feel completely disgusted by England. I mean, I love it, but it also disgusts me now.

Well she is the 1%, so...

I regret nothing.

I dislike Sundays. Make me some spaghetti, Jim.

Money?

I apparently hate myself so I did read it, and was really disturbed by the fact that part of their reasoning was that Hillary is harmful to women because she has defended rapists. As an attorney, I find this to be very dangerous thinking. It is funny how the same people who obsess over the 2nd amendment somehow forget…

Multiplying by zero still gives you zero, though.

Benjamin Franklin’s grandson.

I’ve got to be honest, I think he’s said and done a whole lot worse IN THE PRESENT, and I’m a little dumbfounded that THIS SHIT is what might take him down, finally?!!!