I really thought America was better than this.

We’re in the Berenstain universe, where everything is just slightly wrong.

That’s how we felt when Brexit happened. It hurts to realise that the country you thought you lived in doesn’t really exist outside the bubble. I mean, it’s like a stab to the gut that goes on for months... I still feel completely disgusted by England. I mean, I love it, but it also disgusts me now.

Well she is the 1%, so...

Is one from the summer and one from the winter to achieve maximum impact

I regret nothing.

I dislike Sundays. Make me some spaghetti, Jim.

Money?

Again, old Gawker showing it’s face on Gizmodo. You writers remember this is the site that’s supposed to be about tech, science and stuff right? Not the public shaming one.

I apparently hate myself so I did read it, and was really disturbed by the fact that part of their reasoning was that Hillary is harmful to women because she has defended rapists. As an attorney, I find this to be very dangerous thinking. It is funny how the same people who obsess over the 2nd amendment somehow forget…

Multiplying by zero still gives you zero, though.

Benjamin Franklin’s grandson.

I’ve got to be honest, I think he’s said and done a whole lot worse IN THE PRESENT, and I’m a little dumbfounded that THIS SHIT is what might take him down, finally?!!!

Make America Grope Again.

I only clicked on the article to see if my old roommate was talking shit about me.

Why?

“It’s gonna be a beautiful, beautiful wall. Believe me.”