C’mon, the GOP knows you’ve been spending your money on booze, women, and films instead of using that tax credit to save for your unborn child’s education.

A lot of places seem nice as you pass through, but I live here. You take a 15 minute drive from downtown and you’ve got the guy that paints a swastika on his Steelers flag because players protested (http://www.wpxi.com/news/top-stories/homeowner-paints-swastika-on-pittsburgh-steelers-flag/615301428). Step outside of…

Please leave Trish alone, but by all means go to town this shitty city that flips shit over players’ peaceful protest but loves their rapey Roethlisberger.

Blame the Department of the Interior. (I forget where I’m stealing this joke from.)

I would love to play this with no slow done, but I was lured away by the Xbox’s siren song.

But don’t you remember the bit when Christ fed the masses with fish and bread, but not until everyone completed a full survey of their complete sexual history?

There was a recent study by French scientists may have identified a possible cause for dyslexia, but the sample size is small. The results seem pretty stark though.

A corporation can own that turkey’s body, but never its soul. Ajit Pai on the other hand....

Lost to the dementia.

Maybe, just maybe, people would have preferred a game where they could play as their own created hero rather than a bunch of D-listers. Nah, what am I thinking? That’s a crazy idea.

Woolie, is that you?

This has to be. I mean the Magic School Bus was funded, in part, by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting to which this administration has proposed severe cuts. If she really had any admiration for this show and what it attempts to do for children., she would stand up to her boss and tell him to keep his…

Much like his 4chan-consuming base, he’s a believer in meme magic.

Variety bags are they loot boxes of the candy isle.

Ah, the vienna sausages of sausage fingers...

Meh, it’s no Buckley, but I’ll agree that there’s no point in using the medium of comics to just type out a rant. The visuals add nothing to the point he’s making.

But they’re doing their damnedest to change that with every nonsense restriction they can impose.

It is truly terrifying how much they’ve done to strip reproductive rights in less than a year from attacking Planned Parenthood’s funding to allowing “religious objections” to birth control.

This article was days (weeks?) too late to get out in front of that train.

That right will be reserved exclusively for mistresses.

You’ve got to understand magnitudes of infinity. Between 1 and 2 there are an infinite amount of numbers (1.1, 1.11, 1.111...), but none of those numbers are 3. In all the universes in which humans exist, there isn’t necessarily one where Donald isn’t a shit bag.