Man, they must’ve been playing the long con on that one. How did the New York Times even know set up Trump all the way back in 1998? Oh wait, it was real. It really happened.

Using the same header will let those assholes sift you out easier. Make it unique so they have to take the time to open it.

Right over the Mexican border, of course. That’s how his chain link fence will keep us safe.

You underestimate the pigheadedness of the American people, and overestimate their capacity for humility. They’ll go down with the ship and take everything else with them.

Oh no, he’s expanded someone’s knowledge without being aggressive and while displaying some graciousness. What a fucking twat!

Have you never seen the Emperor’s New Groove or do you simply have no heart?

Man, isn’t that a perfect reflection of this year? Read something untrue and defend it to the death.

I’m sure her boss could recommend a fine selection of them.

The outcome was pretty obvious. I’d say a good prank defies expectations.

People believed mad things well before the internet. There has been panic about Dungeons and Dragons enslaving children to satanic beliefs, lunatics that thought they’d hitch a ride away on a comet, and people afraid to use a public toilet for fear of catching HIV. These sort of beliefs will grow in any kind of media…

That seems like a convenience for a few while being a nuisance for most. It takes the best features of Pokenav and forces them down your throat.

Pokebank, my friend. I have at least two pokemon I’ve brought up from Emerald. (Though perpetual battle may be worse than abandonment.)

On a positive note, Jones would be very disappointed to learn there are no aliens or reptilians.

Trump is 70. So how was it not a factor for him, but a matter of months would be a factor for Warren?

With his children operating the “blind” trust, I suspect his businesses will do quite well while Americans foot the bill.

My magic 8-ball says definitely when asked if he’ll drop that. Like many of his campaign promises, it was said to rile up his base. The practicality and probability of it passing is nigh zero.

Because the choice to not have another child right now is not the same as the choice to have no more children; undergoing a surgical operation (and then a second: tubal ligation reversal) to temporarily postpone a pregnancy is an expensive and painful option in comparison to other birth control methods. Tubal…

I imagine you’ll be able to add Pennsylvania to that list very soon. Truly, it is the Florida of the north.

I needed that chuckle.

Last night I dreamt of waking up in a wasteland. I hope it was not prophetic.