Hannah Gadsby. It’s right in the title. You have the most powerful research tool the world has ever known at your fingertips. Look her up.

I mean, she had the biggest stand-up special of last year so I really feel this on you for not knowing her.

“You’re just being contrarian to look cool”

Right! I feel like the people who would support this parade are the same people that bitch about participation trophies. Isn’t this parade one big participation trophy?

I saw their pathetic excuse for merch. It’s so drab and basic and sad, isn’t it? It’d make my life easier though, if I ever see someone wearing that it’d be a surefire sign I’m in the presence of a douchey, fragile, homophobic, whiny idiot.

Unfortunately the latex mask is a William Shatner one and she thinks Michael Myers is coming after her

It’s a lot easier to hate on ads when they do creepy and sketchy things to add to the already hot mess they’ve become. It’s called ‘intrusive advertising.’

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

It’s Ms. Chnandler Bong, actually.

Bing and bang?

I tried to like Abby’s, but I couldn’t. 3 camera live audience/laugh track nonsense just feels outdated and cringey. I hope Natalie Morales can be in something good and successful soon. Also fuck you Netflix cancelling Santa Clarita Diet.

this is like an avclub comment filtered through misidentified napster mp3s.

I think that's the reason! 

Okay, but if I can’t come up with the reason after three minutes, I’m going back to drinking beer and eating hotdogs.

Wait, this is fake? But the hoary old Borscht Belt mother-in-law joke that Henny Youngman wouldn’t be caught dead telling 70 years ago was so convincing.

This tweet said it all for me.

I'm an idiot I didn't get that they were going for a Susan Boyle reference.

Wa-D.D. Driver sums it up perfectly with this rhetorical question:

I like to think these talks are Joe’s very gentle way of trying to point out to Barry the whole incest thing without actually saying the word...

King’s physician, Dr. Rumack, made this statement: “There’s no reason to panic. Now it is true that Mr. King is ill. Slightly ill. But he’s just fine and in control, free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment...”