How bout blond blackbusters? Would that be to your liking?

I mean... actual Hitler?

Was that what happened? I think that it’s only when Cohen runs into the room it’s revealed that she’s 15.

Wow, almost a whole year of waiting to not give a fuck.

While this isn’t this huge “gotcha” predatory moment, cause from everything I’ve read about it, ol’ Rudy had reasons to think it was consensual, it’s still incredibly creepy on many levels. I wanted to say that he’s married, for one thing, but apparently he got divorced last year. So... ladies, he’s free for the taking…

Yeah, Pratt lost all credibility to me with that Ben Shapiro / ToiletPaperUSA reveal. Which is quite a shame.

More like “Is it the entirety of British TV crossover event?”

My brain is wired funny. I used to be scared shitless of horror movies. Because I felt everything like happening to me, I wouldn’t be able to watch anyone having strong bodily harm happen to them. Hell, fucking Terminator scared me as a young kid, and it took me many years before I thought about actually watching it.

There’s something very satisfying in that photo, like he had his ability to talk himself out of this taken away.

Today I learned that Timothee Chalamet is also known as More.

I’m just sad that I’ll probably never watch Dexter, no matter how good the first seasons were and no matter if it’s good when it comes back. I reeeeeally don’t wanna sit through the bad ones knowing exactly how bad they are. And I can’t not do it if I start. Just the way I’m wired.

My Name Is Earl. Like... I sat through the whole painful prison / coma season, and then the show sort of went back to what worked, and then they did a big cliffhanger... for nothing. Back then I was pretty naive in the ways of US television, and didn’t realize that it’s something that could just happen. So that stings.

D’Arcy Carden as a climate change denier is great in this one.

So I read on reddit that he asked whoever was talking to him why weren’t they asking Biden to denounce Antifa. As if Biden was in the room. Which he wasn’t.

Some people really don’t have any grip on reality, do they...

On the off-chance his interview subjects would’ve actually known about countries...

It’s not like she was binding her time, waiting for the best moment to join... Actors get hired on shows deep into its run. It’s how it is.

Honestly, she’s not wrong. There’s no reason for this new Charmed to be called Charmed, since it’s mainly using the formula, which isn’t exactly new or unique. The only reason for it being a “reboot” is brand recognition, and, honestly, I’m so tired of it. I would appreciate a new show that doesn’t claim to be a…

Netflix looooooooves cancelling female-led shows while promoting male-led. They started doing it way before covid with both One Day at a Time and Tuca & Bertie. I’m happy both of those shows continue to exist, but there’s something very stinky about this.

I’m gonna be dramatic and claim that Post Malone winning against Billie Eilish is like all of us losing in a war for any kind of soul in our pop culture. Damn it, she’s actually, like, a real person.