How many of them red pills did you have?

I think there’s, like, an evil alien scheme to make everything Lego, just.. recreate the whole world in Lego.

Gunther somehow managed to stay just one small step before the “creepy” line when it came to his obsession with Rachel. Sure, he was obsessed, but he just stood there, waiting for a moment, and never pushed it in a way that would make her uncomfortable. (At least, I hope he didn’t - I may have forgotten something.)…

You do know polyamory is not necessarily about “group action”, right? It can be, but, it’s one of very many things it can be.

That, too. It’s still performed in the form of whining, though.

Damn, Iger is just the fucking worst. He bought the company. He should’ve known what he was getting into. He actually shouldn’t have bought it, furthering his stronghold of the entertainment industry. And now he’s whining like a little bitch. He’s nearly singlehandedly ruining the blockbuster part of the movie…

I’m curious: if I never really watched the original show other than catching glimpses of it every once in a while, would I find this interesting?

so keep an eye out for an upcoming episode where Randall Park keeps talking about some cool new family he just met.

I usually follow new shows and TV news pretty closely and I’ve never heard of Take Two before. Had to check if it was real. Anyone saw it? Was it any good?

I read her post the way Colbert reads Trump’s tweets, with the mumbly way he reads his parenthesis. It... sort of helps.

We were partying like it’s 1982, the year Prince released 1999.

Groovy baby!

Look, the whole thing is allegorical. Honestly, the non-existence of Tyler is also pretty shaky, especially in their scenes together. All I’m saying is that there are hints. That’s why it’s not as obvious. It’s something the movie is hinting at, leaving it to interpretation.

Consider this:

That’s an odd choice of references for 1999. I guess you just want it that way. You can try it, baby, one more time. Otherwise, why don’t you get a job? Or your guilty conscience about those lame references will eat you so much you’ll want to break stuff.

Just saw Fight Club in a movie theater. Haven’t seen it in over ten years. Shocked how much my perception of it has changed. I remember I used to buy into the whole nihilistic revolution, vandalism-against-sheep idealism, despite never really connecting with its characters’ “masculinity equals violence” argument. I…

If only DC threw in Doom Patrol and Swamp Thing for good measure... But no Titans. Definitely never Titans.

Also those former presidents’ quotes are nice and all, but nothing happened.

You’d think so, wouldn’t you. Like, trolling achieved or something? Yay for him?

Sure, sure. Look for “important journalism” on a pop culture website. You self-important judgmental piece of shit.