“Getting it wet”. You must be a feminist.

Well, at least deadmau5 actually had something to say ten years ago. As decidedly not a fan of EDM, I used to dig “I Remember”.

There is no exclamation mark in that title. You’re thinking of Darren Aronofsky’s How I Met Your mother!

I don’t mean to be overly dramatic, but I hate the current state of the movie industry. This year’s Oscars exemplified it perfectly: there’s a ton of competently-made, good-looking, prestige-pretending movies that are, at their heart, shallow and mediocre. They are watchable, they can be fun, they are mostly…

So that’s the third episode in a row of Armisen doing his usual shtick of acting obnoxious way past the point of comedic and even way past the point of tolerable. It was suitable for the modern art episode. In the last two it’s just grating. I thought I missed him in the show. Turns out he just doesn’t work without…

Grime is a type of British rap. Everything else is irrelevant.

who Bart Simpsons may or may not have made up

Shitting on Neil Diamond. Hughes is a cool guy from the 70s, I guess.

I didn’t enjoy the season as much as the previous two, but this is still probably the most non-judgmental, honest-to-god accepting show ever. So this is great news.

Yeah, that’s a bullshit excuse. It’s still not a reason to tell other people how to live their lives. Their lives. Not yours. If they make mistakes, if they die, it’s not your concern, it’s not your life. If they are happy the way they are, it’s also not your concern. Let people be. No one asked you.

Fuck off, Netflix. You done fucked up.

Why do sad motherfuckers like yourself always bother to troll on this subject? Do you really think you’re being helpful? How does other people’s weight concern you personally?

That’s both dictator talk and dementia talk. Which is pretty scary.

Honestly, this guy needs a new thing.

In just a few years there won’t be a single celebrity without a criminal record. Maybe Tom Hanks.

It’s probably the weakest one, too.

Fucking don’t. Have some self-control. Fucking greedy artists.

Movies reflect society. Movies, like any art, also influence people in ways they’re not even aware of. Movies also influence younger generations of viewers.

I still enjoy it very much. The dream episode, for one, was just absolutely spectacular.

So you’re a troll admitting you’re a troll. Good hobby you got there, bud.