...And now the 80s musicians are slowly reaching the “has anyone checked on them lately?” age.

Fucking stupid. Green Book is “I’m so glad we’re not racists” self-congratulatory Oscar bait. Awful.

Edgy.

“Grown man interacting with parents” is gotta be the most tired sitcom premise.

“I think all the women are lying,”

Where is this “here” you speak of? The internet? Hardly. It seems that everyone, even dumdums like myself, are welcome here. The AV Club? Yeah, I’ve been here awhile. No one seems to mind. Under this particular newswire? That I can budge on, but still.. do you guard it or something? Should it be a circlejerk of people…

I know, right? Stop bitching then.

Wow, another person explaining me to me. So kind of you, good random internet person.

Because men should support other men, huh?

Can limited series stop having second seasons now? Please and thank you.

Chill, dude. Hope you didn’t burn off your fingerprints typing all that, feels like it was a very intense experience.

“(Hey, while we’ve got you here, can we talk about Emerald City for a minute? It was kind of like the also-nasty book version of Wicked, except everything was extra-hardcore: The Cowardly Lion was a war criminal, the Wicked Witch was hooked on opium, and Dorothy ended up crucifying the Scarecrow. It was amazing,…

Hoo boy. Yet another one of those people who switch to insults immediately. I mean, talk to me, engage in discussion? As far as you know, my opinion of the movie is just as legit as yours.

You’re notified that Harvey Weinstein just gooped on you.

Do my political views somehow make me see more basic storytelling flaws this movie has? Funny how people chose to focus only on some of the points I’ve made.

I think it was promised to us in the early fall, wasn’t it? Netflix are liars.

Meanwhile, Ryan Hansen Solves Crimes on Television* has been doing a pretty adept take on the similar subject. I’m as shocked as Hansen is at this show having a second season, but it’s pretty fun!

Wait, they’re making another movie called Split? It’s barely been three years.

MAGAs gonna MAGA. Funny how you sort of tried talking to me, but most of the time still just insulted me. Did I insult you first? I don’t remember that.

[spoilers ahead]