It still didn’t? It came and went here, like, in September.

Don’t worry, humans hate you as well.

You do realize that you “think for yourself” the thoughts that other people at some point “thought for themselves” and decided to share with you? That you don’t have an original idea in any of this either?

How’s that aluminum hat feeling on your head there, buddy?

I think that’s part of the point.

It’s the only good movie Madonna was in, so there’s that. And she didn’t ruin it either!

In reality, movie tie-in single “Christmas Is All Around” made a respectable #26 on the Christmas chart that year on a very Christmas-packed chart. #1 actually went to another song from a movie, Gary Jules’ cover of “Mad World” from Donnie Darko, which Brits (and myself) fell head over heels for quite a while. That…

I feel like I’ve read this Weezer argument somewhere many times. Brilliant sketch.

Two things:

I’m sure reading how much of a douche he is online must’ve helped him so much.

Most likely. He had other names in the past, I’m sure.

Nobody buys songs on iTunes anymore, grandpa.

Well, you’re a racist moron troll, so...

I still recall Weatherly’s appearance on Colbert as possibly his ugliest, tone-deaf guest (yes, aside from Trump), absolutely in love with himself and just oh so punchable. Which means he’s very well cast as Dr. Phil.

Unpopular opinion: Anchorman 2 was great. Come at me.

I don’t envy her life.

I voted for the Cure. So I’m pretty happy. English goth former kids deserve it.

Who claims it’s edgy? Does it try to be edgy? What’s the purpose of this particular snark? Most shows and films pick ‘n’ mix different well-established tropes, and they’re usually good or bad not because of what they are about, but because of how they’re talking about it.

Can I be Erica? Possibly the most fucked up and tragic character on the show.