I’m glad your first reaction is insulting people. Now go jump in acid.

So, it’s, like, important to you, huh? How angry are you at Sir Mix-A-Lot on a scale from 1 to 10?

It’s a weird thing, but, ugh, can’t be sure of anything anymore. So I wanted to share: I really hope Bo Burnham is a nice person. I really hope that his fascination with a female eighth grader is purely artistic. I’d be devastated if he turned out to be a creep, since I fell so deeply in admiration with all of his…

Next - Trump, please.

I loved it, but I wish there wasn’t an epilogue. Really, completely giving the story to the psychiatrist? Making everything else in service to his arc? Why? It feels like a betrayal.

Hey, you are named after Angua, so you can’t be wrong. Thanks!

I’m glad these ladies are still around and doing important social work.

These folks like to stay in darker places. I guess sensitivity to light is a side effect of evilocity (“the word is evilness, Dave”).

Oh good. I still can’t bring myself to watch season 3, since season 2 and most of the rest Marvel Netflix has been incredibly tedious. Remember how excited we all were for these shows just four years ago? How’d they gone and fuck that up? Other than the first season of JJ, I double I’ll ever rewatch any of these. First…

is planning to propose girlfriend

Yeah, it’s not even remotely as bad as the way he indirectly tortured a ton of people.

If Chevy Chase was a better person and a better actor - and a bit younger, he would’ve make a good Cheney on looks alone. But in reality that cast would make about as much sense as Ashton playing Jobs.

Or at least from its most extravagant employee.

What are those... DVDs you speak of?

I always thought that corpses are asexual. Learned something new today.

TATBILB 2: BOYZONE

Sicario: Day Of The Soldado director Stefano Sollima

Dude, you should, like, die. Seriously.

Still, do we need yet another Chocolate Factory adaptation? (And no, I don’t mean the R. Kelly album from 2003.)

In an alternative universe, this is what Malkovich could look like. (This is Peter Ostrum in 2011.)