You had me up until vasectomies.

Looks like general traffic is moving upwards of 120mph without anyone crashing, which is awesome on it's own.

The screen isn't the main culprit, the GSM version has the same screen and 1750mAh and it's fine. It's the LTE, it eats batteries for breakfast.

And re-testing every 5 years. Because BMW drivers and old people easily forget the concepts of turn signals, passing lanes, and general road manners.

Any.DO looks slick with the black theme on amoled screens.

Also doubles as a defibrillator for when you party too hard.

That's interesting, because in my mind, you buy a Bently to show off new money, but buy a Jag to show taste.

I wouldn't put up a fight for a gadget, but I would have to put up a fight for my laptop if I had work on it that had not been backed up. Now with cloud services of sorts, it's becoming less of a concern.

Same rpm != same fuel consumption. Going 80 puts puts a higher load on the engine than going 55 because of added air resistance, so the engine has work harder and inject more fuel into the cylinders to produce more power, regardless of rpm. If you're really anal about mpeegees, try driving a consistent 30mph and…

It doesn't transmit ass cancer, it only tunes into the ass cancer already coming from space.

I've been doing this for 22 years by putting a folded napkin under one side of my plate.

It's like they had a suggestion box of awesome things to include in the video, and they used all of them.

The it's not the European version, it's the every-country-but-USA version. Alternatively, you can call it the Celsius version.

You know what it is? On Android, if you use a secure lock screen, it will have an Emergency Call button. I've called unintentionally 911 twice a day pulling the phone out of my pocket, and later decided not to use a lock pin.

Driving a hybrid is a disability where I live. But I don't feel bad taking those spots.

Further evidence that any RWD vehicle > any FWD vehicle, any day of the week.

It's cheaper to buy a new wife.

This is some fucked up shit. I've got a Nexus phone where the software comes directly from Google, so it isn't tempted by my carrier, but it makes me wonder is Google might be doing "analytics" of it's own.

My middle school had regular battery operated clocks, and we didn't have a school bell. So whenever the French teacher stepped out of class, my buddy would climb on a desk and adjust the clock 15 ahead, and we would be let out early.