I like The Doctor's new habit of dispensing with the inevitable "Doctor… who?" follow-up question, by supplying an obviously bullshit surname.

That's really interesting to know. I've been following your wonderful reviews on AVClub for a while and wondered what had turned you into a Whovian. I'm guessing your British heritage is a big part of that explanation.

Just wait until you're old and on the moon and lonely, you!

This, Heroes, is where I get off.

I dunno. I kind of like the fact that there's at least one character on the show who sees Fitz trying to rescue his love rival from an alien world and casually says "Hey, man. Perhaps you should just leave him there to, y'know, die? Have you considered that? You should. Consider that."

The actors they hired for the scene in which the armed soldiers encountered their family members did a really good job - especially the lady playing the mother. It was probably my favorite scene from the episode because I understood the lead soldier's actions despite also knowing that those were Zygons. When "mom"…

You, sir, need to play more Trivial Pursuit.

Yes, Konami are Konami, and Konami are the WORST.

Thank you for reminding me that I still need to get my official FucKonami t-shirt!

I'm a bit baffled by some of your statements.

That weird kid who would sit at the back of the classroom, drawing human shark monsters in his notepad and reciting quotes from Face/Off.

You have NO evidence to support this.

I prayed for the same thing whilst watching his Green Lantern movie.

Oh GOD, the painful flashabcks.
- Highlander fans everywhere

This guys gets it.

Toad-In-The-Hole is delicious and I demand that you eat one today.

Of course we're all hu01010101010101010101010101[ERROR]010101010101[REPAIR IN PROGRESS]01010101mans. What a silly thing to doubt!

This was a wonderful review, Alasdair and I'm really glad that you're reviewing the show on AVClub. DON'T EVER LEAVE, Y'HEAR?

"Merde."
- Me trying to say "Murder" with my mouth full of delicious candy.

I don't think putting "it's only kind of" in front of "fake" stops whatever's being discussed from being fake, though.