This is basically good advise for how to pickup anything without hurting your back.

Ask Batman

That’s the first thing i thought of too.

I imagine there are a lot of kids who will grow up and see this again one day and feel a little gross remembering their parents laughing at it.

Are their names Mia and Tia?

Because the badge you can see is the badge that matters. This must be a high tech Lexus prototype we don’t know about. 

All my life I’v been searching for something like this.

Pam actually changed her name FROM McCabe TO Schilling so people wouldn’t know they were actually brother and sister.

No One Wants To See Your Feet On A Flight

This would work too.

I wish the back of the current Mazda3 hatchback looked more like the back of the 6 wagon. The back of the 3 looks like they chopped it too short and made the window too small.

Regarding horns, there should be 2 horns in every car. One polite “excuse me” or “heads up” horn and one “FUCK YOU!” horn.

I don’t think this is an official rule but, ZIPPER MERGE when a lane is ending. This is especially horrible when a lane is closed due to construction and people think we are all supposed to get into the open lane a mile before the merge and just sit there. Then these ass-clowns who think they’re being so good by…

Counterpoint: Mazda

Even if it isn’t the full MazdaSpeed6 or MazdaSpeed3 treatment I don’t understand why they don’t have a 250hp turbo option for the 6 and 3.

This is like when Chevy spent a few years putting the Super Sport “SS” bade on everything despite terrible performance.

STOP TALKING HOCKEY!

I see what you did there.

I like how at the end of the video he look like he’s just out for a walk talking on his phone then he sees the officer and remembers he was trying to escape the police. It’s almost like thought he would be safe once he left the car and was just trying to play it cool.

Stay in school.