Sir, the overhead bins are simply not equipped to handle the amount of baggage you are carrying.

And apparently it’s not like adult-aged scifi fare you get like from like Star Trek and other sleazy 1970s scifi media. How the heck did they think this was a good idea for a major company to license it here?

I don’t know but for some reason I’m very here for it. 

I, for one, am completely satisfied to witness the slow demise of one of my least favorite brands. 

A couple notes:

It’s a Japanese company! Everyone knows that disabled people don’t exist in Japan!

“Pro Smash Players will not see a cent until they get rid of their scent.”

I wouldn’t want to buy a $500 system to play those two games either. Which is why I bought a $250 one for hundreds of games, including dozens of exclusive I can’t play elsewhere.

That fanfare at the end of the trailer was so blatantly trying to be the MCU theme without actually being the MCU theme and I hated it.

Yeah, “THIS GAME HAS TO REMIND PEOPLE OF THE MOVIES AND THOSE ACTORS BUT ALSO YOU CAN’T AFFORD THEIR LIKENESSES SOOOOOO, I DON’T KNOW, FIGURE IT OUT.”

Well we might see Chrono again, just after Squeenix finishes the entirety of FF7R.

What are you talking about? We just has Metroid Samus Returns a couple years ago.

“BS" stands for "Beat Sense!"

Holy shit , for once LiA made sense to me since it wasnt about some console Jrpg I’m never going to play!.

Lady Gaga went to this year’s Met Gala as a three stage JRPG boss and I am living.

Bitching about safety upgrades is a weird hill to die on, but you do you.

You mean Dudette. Rumiko Takahashi is a woman.

I still really like the exchange

So I probably shouldn’t have watched that video at work without headphones, got a ton of dirty looks from my coworkers. Not because of the sound, but because I was masturbating.