And apparently it’s not like adult-aged scifi fare you get like from like Star Trek and other sleazy 1970s scifi media. How the heck did they think this was a good idea for a major company to license it here?

I don’t know but for some reason I’m very here for it. 

I, for one, am completely satisfied to witness the slow demise of one of my least favorite brands. 

A couple notes:

It’s a Japanese company! Everyone knows that disabled people don’t exist in Japan!

“Pro Smash Players will not see a cent until they get rid of their scent.”

I wouldn’t want to buy a $500 system to play those two games either. Which is why I bought a $250 one for hundreds of games, including dozens of exclusive I can’t play elsewhere.

That fanfare at the end of the trailer was so blatantly trying to be the MCU theme without actually being the MCU theme and I hated it.

Yeah, “THIS GAME HAS TO REMIND PEOPLE OF THE MOVIES AND THOSE ACTORS BUT ALSO YOU CAN’T AFFORD THEIR LIKENESSES SOOOOOO, I DON’T KNOW, FIGURE IT OUT.”

Well we might see Chrono again, just after Squeenix finishes the entirety of FF7R.

What are you talking about? We just has Metroid Samus Returns a couple years ago.

“BS" stands for "Beat Sense!"

Holy shit , for once LiA made sense to me since it wasnt about some console Jrpg I’m never going to play!.

Lady Gaga went to this year’s Met Gala as a three stage JRPG boss and I am living.

Bitching about safety upgrades is a weird hill to die on, but you do you.

You mean Dudette. Rumiko Takahashi is a woman.

I still really like the exchange

To me the fact that it shifts so fast is totally missing the point. How many buyers will actually track this? Or use it at the limits that require the speed of DCT. Manual transmissions are about the joy of driving no? I don’t care about the speed,  i want to row my own because its fun and enjoyable.

So I probably shouldn’t have watched that video at work without headphones, got a ton of dirty looks from my coworkers. Not because of the sound, but because I was masturbating.