I don’t know if I’ll ever believe he knows exactly what he’s doing ALL the time. I mean, just look at Star Fox Zero, the lack of F-Zero since GX and the GBA titles, and his stubbornness towards adding story into his games. That last one especially ticks me off. They don’t have to live up to Shakespeare but humans are…

You make a good point. I haven’t been fortunate enough to get to go to a local event so I’ll have to take your word for it.

Watched on the news today that the delta variant won’t peak for another few weeks too 😬

I guess a few grays pointed out that I was confusing FChamp with ChrisG. FChamp apparently has a history of saying terrible shit too.

Smash is literally kids. Honestly,  older games is definitely older players but I always thought most dudes were kinda around college age which is still fairly young, isn’t it? 

I mean, COVID unemployment benefits just got cut and two areas of the U.S just got hit with crazy major storms so at least right now, saying life sucks is underselling it a bit.

Wasn’t FChamp a racist and sexist though? Specifically against black female players? 

I mean, most dudes playing fighting games professionally are still fairly young. Sure, at his (or shit, even Justin’s) age, you probably shouldn’t say bro THAT much. It sometimes be like that tho.

Well, that makes me happy. I’ve heard it’s one of the best games in the SMT series. It’d be a bummer if they fucked that up. Is the skill inheritance a new feature though?

My dude, I’ve seen you comment in just about every other thread here and I have absolutely no idea which side you’re on. Very little of what I’ve read from you makes any sense. I believe women should have the choice of abortion or not.  The people who don’t believe in that choice and are cheering on this law, are…

I think what makes me saddest is I’ve yet to play the Wii original. I was kind of looking forward to what some call the best modern sonic game played like. It’s a shame they managed to mess the absolute fuck out of it.

ATLUS really fucked that up?

Dude, I remember AVGN doing an episode on some of these games YEARS ago. I was still a kid when he made them. Holy fuck. The story behind their existence is a lot weirder than what I would’ve guessed. Kinda wild that video games have moved to a kinda more sex positive-ish position now. 

Do you have a therapist you can talk to? Do you need a hug?

Deadass, these same fucks will probably do mental gymnastics to try and justify going against mask mandates in the same breath they use to support abortion restrictions. They all can eat shit and die. It’s an extreme viewpoint but fuck em’. 

John Gibson can get his balls crushed by a jackhammer. He, and every other hypocritical cocksucking piece of shit that say they’re “pro-life” really aren’t. When is the last time a “pro-life” advocate ever advocated for comprehensive sex education in schools, family planning, or contraceptive access? If they really…

True. Still, smash players (and probably some general FGC players too no doubt) would probably sign up, register as patients, and go just to beat a dentist. Maybe it’s just the cynic in me but some motherfuckers be crazy out here. (Also, looking through their Twitter, they seem like an extremely wholesome family…

That’s actually pretty kind of him (and anyone that does that honestly). 

This honestly seems pretty cool. My only worry is he’ll have a bunch of sweat lord man children come up to his lobby with no intention of actually getting a dental cleaning just to get wrecked at Smash. It’s unlikely but there’s some fucking weirdos in the smash community. I feel like this is mainly for kids, teens,…

Well, you only get one shot and assuming that dentist is a composed and reasonable adult (and that it’s gonna be mostly kids, teenagers, and young adults challenging him), it should be fine. The days open are kind of wonky though. It’s pretty much only open on the weekends which I find really interesting.