Him:

Yeah, no fucking shit. They’re jamming candy in a fucking toilet. I’m weirdly angry at the thought that anyone could have interpreted this as anything but a prank.

Humpty Dance was a blessing and a curse.  It put DU on the map, but that’s all anyone really played on MTV and the radio.  Sex Packets is an all time great album, start to finish.

Shock G was one of the most underrated talents of the “Golden Age” of Hip Hop. His production was fun, his flow was excellent, and his humor was puckish. He had a knack for creating believable falsehoods and personas. One of my favorite Digital Underground songs is “Nuttin’ Dis Funky” on This is an EP Release where…

Man that sucks. Digital Underground is so underrated. I hate to think some people pass them off as a novelty act. Shock G had so much talent and humor.

for me it’s Eartha Kitt, Zoe Kravitz is pretty good casting, but they’re never going to get an Oscar nom for Catwoman unless they find a motivation for her that is more than stealing jewelry and passes the BechdelBatman test

Let us don caftans and drink wine.

You feel old. I actually have pictures of me standing next to my cousin wearing the hottest fashion of 1977: Bell bottoms so big they could be used to shelter a homeless family of four with a waist high enough to cover her navel. She’s about 6 years older than me... but still.  (She was actively trying to look like…

We then meet our hero, disgraced FBI agent and self-proclaimed “industrial saboteur” Moe Rutherford, played by renowned conspiracy theorist, jazz musician, and Law & Order alum Michael Moriarty.

The Stuff is a much better film than being given credit in this article, and Larry Cohen should really not be dismissed so casually — the man directed Black Caesar, Hell Up in Harlem, God Told Me To, Q: The Winged Serpent, and the hilariously inappropriate It’s Alive. Larry Cohen made sleazy pictures in a way nobody…

You neglected to mention the appetite suppressing candy that came out in the late 70's and whose name was an unfortunate homophone for a public health catastrophe.

I don’t know what you’re talking about. I saw The Stuff back in 1985 and it was a great movie! Nothing wrong with it at all!

Or you tell them what I told my nephew when he was spouting Qanon shit:

But how can they have so little respect for themselves? Any job is more respectable, no matter how humiliating, dangerous, and badly paid!

I refuse to work any sort of retail job ever again, regardless of how well the pay might be

Not likely to be the half you think. Trump’s core constituency were non-college educated whites (and to a smaller extent Hispanics). They are far more likely to work in service industry jobs than your average white Democrat.

No fucking shit restaurant workers don’t want to go back.