It's shit like this that justifies my refusal to go to music festivals.

I read EXACTLY the following:

I took a speed-reading course and read 'War and Peace' in 20 minutes. It involves Russia.

Ummm...Jack Burton?

Purses agree. No one raises an eyebrow whenever i loudly converse in public about strong-men junks.

Get in line...

You guys, I'm 26 and STILL don't have one of these "first" stories. I'm getting desperate. WHY WONT MEN I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH SLEEP WITH ME?! On a side note, the last guy I was with I went to high school with. Since my high school was a cesspool of gossip we knew everyone's business (part of why I never messed with…

"Criminy! We're in a hole! Dig faster!"

I hope that nobody would sneak a real gun in there. That's probably me just being paranoid ... and just an instinctive thought from being raised in Chicago. Lol

I agree and I know people are going to hate me for this but so be it, Star Wars and Star Trek are over rated franchises. I mean I love certain movies and TV series within those franchises but it gets more attention and fandom then what it deserves; therefore, I want to see more of a focus on Pixar worlds and summons…

Quick poll.

Mr. Moose is ecstatic.

Well, to be accurate, it's just a segment of his life, his life at Bletchley, right? There is nothing about his court enforced hormone therapy or tragic death, right? Such a terrible fate for a man who did at least as much as the Manhattan Project (nuclear weapons) or the Rad Lab (radar) in ending World War Two…

If only the I Am Legend movie was brave enough to use the twist ending from the book instead of the Hollywood style ending.

So I have an idea... Let's get some folks to scale the Washington Monument and lower a giant white sheet to make the worlds largest projector screen. Then we project this in a loop all night long, every night (with the 5.1 setup surrounding the White House) till POTUS takes the NASA budget to .75% So excited the only…

Haunting audio. I love it.

Holy image stabilization Batman!

...or how to turn a turd into the absurd?

A friend once told me how she experienced 9/11. She came scuffling out of her room, wearing pyjamas and and carrying an empty cornflakes bowl on her way to the kitchen, when she saw the planes crashing into the towers on the TV. She asked her mom: