The story behind the creation of the album Bat Out Of Hell sounds (almost) like it was written by Seinfeld/Davis. It was written, and ready to go to producer, but shopping it around for a year failed because no one thought they could craft a record out of it. Todd Rundgren heard a couple of lines performed by Ellen…

I have stated, and stand by this comment, that the reason the idiots (aka GOP or add an extra O and get GOOP) hated Bill Clinton so much wasn’t his politics but the fact that he got blown in the Oval and Hillary stood by her man.

For the sake of my children, could I convince you to change the title to: Waiting For Dad To Die?

Hell, even the main (only) character is called Doom Guy. Not by the game, of course.

Doom is for me the essential video game. If you see something coming in your general direction, it means you harm. Kill it. Even when they attempted to add a story that basic description continued to hold true. (The NES games in multiple iterations had red cartridges.) Have yet to play Eternal. I found the first game…

After his death, spent a day going over (and over) Sex Packets just to hear Shock G again. Perfect album from first cut to last. Not that I didn’t know that, just wanted to really check it out. That lead, of all things, to a return to the pair of greatest hits discs I have for Cab Calloway. 

Eartha Kitt for the win.

Three Catwomen. Three.

Meant to be played at maximum volume.

The Mad Profit enters the diner, orders and is delivered his breakfast

TGI Fridays no longer exists in my area. (looks over menu choices) Aaaaand now I am no longer upset that is a thing.

Actually, according to Larry Cohen (script and direction) it was intended to be a slam on the FDA and its rolling over for big business. He stated that in an interview with RE:Search “magazine” titled Incredibly Strange Films. He also went on to say that a lot of his films weren’t very good but stated that given his…

Can we have a fan version of the finale now?

Culver’s makes their own root beet. Forgetting that is a crime. Or are you just not bringing it up as that would cause lines around the block for miles?

And for those of us with coronary conditions...

I’m not even supposed to be here! It’s my day off!

As my eldest son and I braved the plague, we watched this film with mutual eagerness. We had seen both the Iguanozilla and the Godzilla 2000 in the theaters, too. From the jump, we had kaiju! Loud everything! Bad craziness in good ways!

Most welcome, and amen!

Home video release with extras... sometimes including a director’s cut...

To be shown on two nights, with a dinner break at intermission for both. Director will attend in full Prussian military regalia to prove a point.