I would like to be thought of as your friend.

That looks wonderful! Thanks!

No, that would have to have cowboy in it. cf Sweeney Todd.

Pasties and beer. There is a God, and He does, indeed, love us.

Pasties and beer. There is a God, and He does, indeed, love us.

Some of us already have. My only complaint is that I don’t make them enough (on me) or find it on menus (on them).

Sorry.

As I recall, it actually kept a head. Not long, but it did keep it.

Derp I am, reading Faygo and not the flavor I did.

I miss their Ginger Beer, but their Red Creme Soda is still available. And Black Cherry.... mmmmmmmm....

Doubleplusgood on the Moxie.

That would, of course, depend on the ass.

I’ve got a wacky notion: Maybe stop shooting people, beating them senseless and/or to death first and then you can retire the body cameras?

I’ll just leave this here...

Doom. Any iteration, any system (including PC).

Bear this in mind every time someone demands/begs/prays for the removal of Donnie The Dunce: President Pence.

I’ll probably never leave the gray, but I have to say it.

Danzig?

God. I am SO damn old...

God. I am SO damn old...