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Personal moment of stupidity now presented for your collective entertainment: this sketch was the reason I purchased the comic of the same name, could not wait to see how The Joker was going to use it as a weapon of mass murder.

So, the talks were underway. "Brett says Eddie doesn't feel comfortable", "Eddie says 'maybe it's ok since he's doing pre-allegation Cosby"

Beck's reaction: priceless. Not shocked or upset: just classy. Kenny who?

Is it just me... or that silly split cut on Fallon make him look like Mike Myers?

I understand, and respect, everyone's expressed concerns. Deep inside of me, though, remains the tattered remnants of the 8 year old boy that found TKM for the first time and thought it was the single greatest book ever. (My opinion has not changed much in the ensuing decades, just added more to the Best Ever list…

That gif is the definition of "adorable." Makes me heart ache a bit, it does.

I am overwhelmed. Dear God. I have but one response. And yes, this would be me, were I you....

Dammit!! Which one of us was the chopstick tonight????

So.... Evil Creed: Resident Assassin?

Stop? No. Find a moment and record it? Repeatedly... Hendrix live. Joplin. The best Doors concert.

The madness and obsessions of other people are entertaining beyond any level of reason (for me, and apparently The Invading Duck). They also keep me in check about my own. No need for me to muddy the waters when others have no problem wearing their own tin foil hats in public.

Total disclosure: myself.

I am absolutely, positively convinced that there is "another side" to this story. I am equally convinced that there is a fiery eternal Hell, and it will have to be reliably determined to have frozen solid before I am eligible to give a single fuck about the future of the F&R Auto Sales.

I prefer The Truck. (Dead Island)

Fare thee well, little lady. I hope there is something on the other side awaiting you, and you can be at rest.

We no longer know what to do, either. Personally, I stick to my guns, go with "do unto others as you would have them do unto you," treat everyone with respect and hope for the best.

Phil would have told me.

Dave Hogan: "...I would happily cabbage patch into traffic with a sparkler hanging out of my ass..."