Are we going to repost the 2009 Jezebel article about Whoopi Goldberg saying something along the same lines?

You haven’t lived until you start trying flavored chip/dip combos. I enjoy Doritos spicy sweet chili chips with a black bean dip.

I see what you did right there.

The republicans are putting party over country??

Glad to see you are enjoying democratically ran California.

What’s with Lifehacker having article titles everyday starting with “Don’t...”
Seems like it’s becoming more like Lifeboss or Lifeparent.

I think everyone is jumping to way too many conclusions before this has fully developed let alone be released.

but judging by face value always is.

Lifehack! Next up how to make your own personal sound proof bubble out of tin foil and saran wrap.

And when did Lifehacker stop offering tips and start telling the reader what to do?

My favorite raw water is Porcelain Spring.

To be honest you should just not make a New Year’s Resolution. Save you’re self the regret, you’re not fooling anyone.

A guy who made a tasteless joke at an inappropriate time, the humanity.

Put a lot of sex scenes, drugs and violence in it. Every episode should also have at least 3 or 4 plot twist as well. What everyone thinks going to happen, just do the complete opposite with a lot of drugs, sex and violence. No one will ever expect it. Thank me later.

Crispy cured meats or some provolone
Let me see that casserole!
Come on casserole!
To the left to the left
To the right to the right
Now dip baby dip!

alright I’m done.

Always room for dubstep.

This is an alright idea. An even better one would to be to freeze everything your guests are supposed to use; drinks, food and toilet paper. They will think you’re super cool.

You’re supposed to smash it on their coffee/kitchen table, counter top...pretty much any open edge or house pet.

Lifehacker has a good guide.

Just let it go, logic and compassion go right out the window in these comment sections. You’re dealing with perfect people who are better than everyone who know every right decision regardless of any backing facts.